Bad Mechanic Service

I am Joseph Morgese
Welcome to my BadMechanicService website.
It's not exactly what you might think
It's way more fundamental!
Are you a victim of bad mechanical service at the quantum level?

Please allow me to use auto mechanics as metaphor.

Here's the thing!
All our lives we were sold
bad quantum mechanical tune ups.

Instead of actual tune ups, some polished our hood ornaments.

Instead of actual tune ups, some adjusted the volumes on our radios.

Instead of actual tune ups, some sold us new batteries.

Instead of actual tune ups, some sold us travel packages to the either/or of afterlife

Instead of actual tune ups, some even sold us afterlife real estate

Instead of actual tune ups, some threatened us of
real bad consequences
if we didn't use their services exclusively.
Instead of actual tune ups, some recommended it's time to sell
that clunker for a new car.
I hope nobody drank the koolaid!

And so,
none actually tuned up our
quantum mechanical engine!
And then they gaslight us that
it's somehow our fault!

Are you experiencing bad quantum mechanical symptoms?
Are you suffering from anxiety?
Are you full of fear much of the time?
Like me, back in the seventies,
some of you out there may be looking for this.
If so, come for that tune up finally! and please read on.

Thank you for visiting!

This service is available for hire.
I can set up your own website
and can offer assistance
in marketing it if you so desire.

I charge $25.00 per hour.
I can help with any
web design projects you may have.
Please email me at

joemorgese@gmail.com

for more description of services.

also call me at

386 481 0162

and leave a message
and I will return your call.

Thank you!

This global business for sale
Please contact me at email
address above to make an offer.